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| Bạn cần cài Flash Player để xem được Clip này. var sFlashPlayer31678 = new SWFObject("/Library/Player/mediaplayer.swf","playlist","480","380","7"); sFlashPlayer31678.addParam("allowscriptaccess","always"); sFlashPlayer31678.addParam("allowfullscreen","true"); sFlashPlayer31678.addParam("wmode","transparent"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("file","/Service/FlashVideo/Playlist.asp?Id=31678"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("displayheight","360"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("width","480"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("height","380"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("backcolor","0x000000"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("frontcolor","0xCCCCCC"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("lightcolor","0x557722"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("shuffle","false"); sFlashPlayer31678.addVariable("repeat","list"); sFlashPlayer31678.write("FlashPlayer31678"); |
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Quá tệ!"; } if(oX > 13 ) { $S('starCur'+n).width=26+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="2"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tệ!"; } if(oX > 26) { $S('starCur'+n).width=39+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="3"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Dở!"; } if(oX > 39) { $S('starCur'+n).width=52+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="4"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tàm tạm!"; } if(oX > 52) { $S('starCur'+n).width=65+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="5"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Thường!"; } if(oX > 65) { $S('starCur'+n).width=78+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="6"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá!"; } if(oX > 78) { $S('starCur'+n).width=91+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="7"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Hay!"; } if(oX > 91) { $S('starCur'+n).width=104+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="8"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá hay!"; } if(oX > 104) { $S('starCur'+n).width=117+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="9"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt!"; } if(oX > 117) { $S('starCur'+n).width=130+'px'; $("starUser_47907751_0").innerHTML ="10"; content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt vời!"; } } } }; } }; star47907751.update=function(e,o) { if(getCookie("RateID" + $("SubjectID_47907751").value + $("txtRateID_47907751").value,"") != "/User/Rate/" + $("txtRateID_47907751").value + "true"){ var n=star47907751.num, v=parseInt($('starUser'+n).innerHTML); n=o.id.substr(4); var ur = parseFloat($("txtUserRate_47907751").value); var VR; var v = parseInt($("TotalVote_47907751").value); var r = parseFloat($("txtTotalRate_47907751").value); var RateId = $("txtRateID_47907751").value; v = v + 1; VR = (r + ur); var UrlLink="/User/Rate/?PageID=" + $("txtPageID_47907751").value + "&SubjectID=" + $("SubjectID_47907751").value + "&TotalRate=" + VR.toString().substring(0,3) + "&TotalVote=" + v + "&RateID=" + RateId AjaxRequest.post( { 'url':UrlLink, 'onSuccess':function(req){ req.responseText } ,'onError':function(req){ } }); $('starUser'+n).innerHTML = ur ; $("message").innerHTML = "Đánh giá của bạn"; var t = setTimeout("star47907751.LoadDataUpdate('" + $("txtvId_47907751").value + "')",1500000); if(ur ==1) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Quá tệ!"; } else if(ur ==2) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tệ!"; } else if(ur ==3) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Dở!"; } else if(ur ==4) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tàm tạm!"; } else if(ur ==5) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Thường!"; } else if(ur ==6) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá!"; } else if(ur ==7) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Hay!"; } else if(ur ==8) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá hay!"; } else if(ur ==9) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt!"; } else if(ur ==10) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt vời!"; } } else { alert("Ban da danh gia roi !!") } }; star47907751.LoadDataUpdate = function(vId,p) { var TotalRate = new Array(); var TotalVote = new Array(); var RateID = new Array(); var Total=0; var starUser=0; AjaxRequest.get( { "url" : "/ListFile/Point/" + vId + ".xml" ,'onSuccess':function(req){ var Item = req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML'); var n=0; var tr; var td; var v = "votes"; TotalRate[0] = getNodeValue(req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML').item(0).getElementsByTagName('O')); TotalVote[0] = getNodeValue(req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML').item(0).getElementsByTagName('C')); tr = (Math.round(TotalRate[0])*10)/TotalVote[0]; td = Math.ceil(tr/10); if(tr < 0 || isNaN(tr)){ tr = 0; } if(td < 0 || isNaN(td)){ td = 0; } if(TotalVote[0] < 2){ v = "vote"; } $("starV_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =Math.ceil(TotalRate[0]/TotalVote[0]); $("starUser_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =Math.ceil(td.toString().substring(0,3)); $("timesRate_47907751_" + n).innerHTML = TotalVote[0]; $("TotalVote_47907751").value = TotalVote[0]; $("txtTotalRate_47907751").value = TotalRate[0]; $("txtvId_47907751").value = vId; $("message").innerHTML = "Đánh gía của bạn"; if(td ==1) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Quá tệ!"; } else if(td ==2) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tệ!"; } else if(td ==3) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Dở!"; } else if(td ==4) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tàm tạm!"; } else if(td ==5) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Thường!"; } else if(td ==6) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá!"; } else if(td ==7) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Hay!"; } else if(td ==8) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Khá hay!"; } else if(td ==9) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt!"; } else if(td ==10) { content = '
'; document.getElementById("showImg").innerHTML=content; document.getElementById("showMessage").innerHTML="Tuyệt vời!"; } } ,'onError':function(req){ var n=0; $("starV_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =Total; $("starUser_47907751_" + n).innerHTML = ""; $S("starCur_47907751_" + n).width= tr.toString() + '%'; $("timesRate_47907751_0").innerHTML = starUser; $("TotalVote_47907751").value = "0"; $("txtTotalRate_47907751").value = "0"; $("txtvId_47907751").value = vId; $("message").innerHTML = "Mời bạn đánh giá"; } } ); } star47907751.revert=function() { var n=star47907751.num; var v=parseInt($('starCur'+n).title); //$S('starCur'+n).width=v+'%'; document.onmousemove=''; }; star47907751.LoadData = function(vId,p) { var TotalRate = new Array(); var TotalVote = new Array(); var RateID = new Array(); var Total=0; var starUser=0; AjaxRequest.get( { "url" : "/ListFile/Point/" + vId + ".xml" ,'onSuccess':function(req){ var Item = req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML'); var n=0; var tr; var td; var v = "votes"; TotalRate[0] = getNodeValue(req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML').item(0).getElementsByTagName('O')); TotalVote[0] = getNodeValue(req.responseXML.getElementsByTagName('XML').item(0).getElementsByTagName('C')); tr = (Math.round(TotalRate[0])*10)/TotalVote[0]; td = Math.ceil(tr/10); if(tr < 0 || isNaN(tr)){ tr = 0; } if(td < 0 || isNaN(td)){ td = 0; } if(TotalVote[0] < 2){ v = "vote"; } $("starV_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =Math.ceil(TotalRate[0]/TotalVote[0]); $("starUser_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =""; $("timesRate_47907751_" + n).innerHTML = TotalVote[0]; $S("starCur_47907751_" + n).width = 0+ '%'; $("TotalVote_47907751").value = TotalVote[0]; $("txtTotalRate_47907751").value = TotalRate[0]; $("txtvId_47907751").value = vId; $("message").innerHTML = "Mời bạn đánh giá"; } ,'onError':function(req){ var n=0; $("starV_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =Total; $("starUser_47907751_" + n).innerHTML =""; $S("starCur_47907751_" + n).width='0%'; $("timesRate_47907751_0").innerHTML = starUser; $("TotalVote_47907751").value = "0"; $("txtTotalRate_47907751").value = "0"; $("txtvId_47907751").value = vId; $("message").innerHTML = "Mời bạn đánh giá"; } } ); } star47907751.num=0; var PointID = Hexa(47907751); star47907751.LoadData(PointID,47907751);
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